81. 2020 Improb | All Rights Reserved | An Elite Cafe Media Publisher. Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? You: Me neither (or Me too). FACT: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute Ummm, wanna work out? Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy. Choose wisely. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart. Do you like cherries? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions. Are you a chocolate cake? One night I looked up at the stars and thought, Wow, how beautiful. But now that Im looking at you, nothing else can compare. They made a new color lightsaber called flesh wanna see?, 24. If you get me wet, you will see an explosive reaction., 22. Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?, 60. What's a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up. Are you a pirate? Ive got something you can bounce on. The Death Star isnt the only thing that will explode tonight., 17. Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?, 52. Since weve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire., 42. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Id still only have five cents. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!, 29. If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?, 16. I ought to complain to Spotify for you. 'Cause, you've got 'fine' written all over you. 3 Kansas Jayhawks will try to remain in first place in the Big 12 standings when they face the Texas Tech Red Raiders on Tuesday night. You look familiar. 4. 141. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you. You are so selfish. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. Ill kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet. Smile if you want to have sex with me. [Watch her smile! If I were a cat, Id spend all nine of my lives with you. Then its a good thing its daytime., 31. Best of 'Let Me Holla' - Most Iconic, \u0026 Wildest Pick-Up Lines Ever - Wild 'N Out. (pause) Ive been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me. 189. 89. 134. You are like air to me: I just can't live without you. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.". Tell me your name, so I know what to scream tonight., 7. Si tu veux savoir pourquoi je te suis, c'est parce que mon pre m'a toujours dit de poursuivre mon rve. Are you a shark? This website uses cookies to give you the best experience. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? It's also a fun way to snag the guy or girl of your dreams. Im going to Hoppip into your pants., 47. Whether you're trying to flirt with a hunter or huntress, these pick up lines can help you break the ice and start the conversation. Ive got a mouthwash you can use any time of the day. Because Id love to tap that ass. Them: No (or Yes) Are you a racehorse? 5. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? I hope you like dragons, because Ill be dragon my balls across your face tonight. 3. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Scrambled or blown?, 50. Wanna help me out?, 18. Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles. That dress looks great on you as a matter of fact, so would I. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? We both want to be part of your world. 183. 95. Babe, do you have any rocks. So you can learn to juggle my balls all day., 33. . 46. Im no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. If you're looking for pick-up lines for specific names. 75. Can I put yours in my mouth? You remind me of my cousin. How do you like your eggs? I just got lost in your eyes. Whats your favorite move? I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 81. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but youre so hot it just left my mind. Shall we see if Im allergic to your juices? 128. Do you mix concrete for a living? Hey, you just cured my erectile dysfunction. 22. I didn't believe in Greek Mythology before, but I see Aphrodite right in front of me. Theres an awful lot of moisture in here., 25. Would you like some? [use any ethnicity you want], 49. When that happens, instead of getting laid like you want, youll end up with a drink sloshed onto your face. 76. 152. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel. [Girl: Why?] Yes, our icon is a line drawing of a pickup. 92. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Can you survive with nothing but one bag? 1. Cause I wanna give you kids. Let us let only latex stand between our love. Can I watch?, 5. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off. See, you're doing it right now.". Ive got some countable chains to make those legs separable., 48. It can hard to find fitting pick-up lines that you can use to grab a boy's or girl's interest in you. I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on. Dont worry, you can pay in kind. Pick up lines are a type of conversational starter. (Naruto) 11. 19. 3 Cheesy Lines | Pick Up Lines For Boyfriend. You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, youre the sexiest man Ive ever seen. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Cause that ass is calling me!, 2. Press J to jump to the feed. 149. So here I am. Pick up lines - some people love them, some people hate them. No woman wants a man who is insecure and too serious. Id love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!, 40. Im not too good at algebra, but doesnt U+I = 69?, 26. Because without you I'm just :// (Hottest in The Perimeter?!) 51) If you want to know why I'm following you, it's because my father always told me to follow my dream. Because Ive got some swimmers for you to swallow. 3. My name is Lucio (honey compliment) Hi, I really like the way you walk, it's very sexy. You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand. Girl, we go together so well. I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight., 5. Well, here I am. Im into Australian culture. My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework., 20. 3.1 Flirty Lines For Girls. 131. Are you into food play? I love your style. You be Flourine and Ill be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron., 24. tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes., 32. 33. Hi, Im a burglar and Im going to smash your back door in. 126. You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Do you live on a chicken farm? Theres a party at your ankles. Whats the speed limit of sex? Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integrals not the only thing that wants to get improper., 50. Do you wanna battle? I dont need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you., 59. 33. [Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say] Are you gonna eat that?, 33. I lay down, you blow, and well see how high you can make me., 34. My dick just died. Youre like my little toe because Im going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home., 3. 55. 94. 2. 51. Do you like jigsaw puzzles? 146. 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. "I heard you are looking for a stud. I need help filling a hole. 41. Im out of a job at the minute, but Ill happily volunteer for you. Do you like whales? Lets have a party and invite your pants to come on down., 14. Lets go to my place and do some math. My dick just died. Do I know you? Id like to get in your rock tunnel., 44. 53. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?, 36. 25. 107. Your body is so curved; I quickly reach Nash equilibrium., 40. Funny & Hilarious (But Still Dirty) Pick Up Lines Choose One From Examples Below 1. 121. Trust me, Im not drunk; Im just intoxicated by you. Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but dont worry., 57. 24. You look like you know how to have a good time. 170. 49. 49. Im not wearing any socks. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. Do you ever lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world? Wanna play kite? We dont have to tape it., 39. 59. Oh you are? They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing. Im not usually into hunting, but Id love to catch you and mount you all over my house. Great dress. 39. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. We should do it together sometime! Custom and user added quotes with pictures. I only really feel free without any clothes., 20. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes. [Girl: No!] It is a fact that lesbian pick up lines can be somewhat dirty and funny. Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs., 21. I seem to have lost my numbercan I have yours? 66. 90. If I were your captain, Id soon make your nipples stand to attention. [Pull out your dong.] Use them whenever the situation allows! If its true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. Id like to use your thighs as earmuffs. You can be the door then I can slam you all I want. Hell grow for you if he likes you. 82. How about we make sure were even with them? Would you like a jacket? Be smooth with these funny, clever and corny ways to get the conversation started. 31. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty. Because you got me harder than trigonometry., 26. I wanna be your afternoon coffee, would love to sooth you the whole afternoon. Because Im digging that ass. Hey, girl, you shine so brightly I need to change my ISO to 100. So, for example, you might want to chat with a girl at the bar. I love every bone in my body Especially yours., 30. Hi baby! Thats okay; pirates arent afraid to sail the Red Sea., 29. I said: Do you want to taste my drink?, 29. What time do you get off? Don't memorize everything at one go to impress your crush. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors., 21. Well Ive got something you can blow. Is there a cell phone in your back pocket? Because Ive got a bone for you to examine. I was wondering if you could tell me: If youre here, whos running Heaven? Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed., 15. I promise it doesnt smell worse on the inside., 15. Because you just gave me a footlong. Ive got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place Ill show you his move Earthquake (TM 27)., 16. I do hope you know CPR - because you take my breath away! Ive got an orthogonal non-linear operator thatd Id love to integrate over your entire surface., 35. Would you mind giving me a pinch? Do you train cats? Well, lets go on a picnic and find out. 74. 36. Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? I can tell youre into yoga, why dont you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are? Easy Copy & Paste! I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom., 31. 137. Hey, you wanna do a 68? Usually my favorite planet is Pluto, but I reckon it could be Uranus if you let me explore it. Tennessee got back on track with a 40-point win over South Carolina on Saturday, as Josiah-Jordan James returned from a four-game absence and scored a game-high 18 points . 52. Do you have a fever? Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off. 57. Chem students do it on the table periodically., 26. Go you. Its wet and moist somewhere. 3. My dicks been feeling a little dead lately. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? Ive got something you can frost with. Best Pick-Up Lines That Work (#1-3) To get you off on the right foot, let's start with the pick-up lines that are the cream of the crop. "What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? If you were a song, youd be the best track on the album. Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldnt mind if you used a little force to choke me., 21. Im like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get. Wanna know what theyre saying? You know, Im actually terrible at flirting. Id love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. Because I swear that ass is calling me. I would love to come forward and say I visually enjoy you. Oh, youre on your period? I can take my pants off in two seconds. What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Chapter 1 What are Pickup Lines? Or, are you always this hot? Im a businessman. These raunchy, inappropriate, dirty pick up lines probably wont make anyone fall madly in love with you but they will definitely earn you a laugh. Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Because youre making me hard. Tell you what? Those are some nice pants! You have no idea what to say. My dick. [Girl: How?] I've got the STD, all I need is U." 3. Because youre making me want to go down. The goal of using pick up lines is to intrigue someone, make them laugh and initiate conversation. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)all the color is in your eyes. Copy This. Automated page speed optimizations for fast site performance. 161. 1. How about you try to pick me up instead? 35. Cuz every time youre around my dick swells up., 33. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 46. 68. 132. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do. Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?, 39. J'ai pas l'habitude d'aborder des inconnus mais ton sourire m'a invit venir te parler. Hey, you wanna do a 68? I'm craving something sweet. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? There are ten-thousand neurons in the end of my member and I want you to get every one of them firing. Seems like you are searching for a lover, nice I'm a keeper. But do pick up lines work? You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants., 15. I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art. I want you to pay close attention to the first three words of this sentence. 185. In their eyes, though, you probably seemed more like a dorky fifth-grader trying their hardest to awe their mom into dispensing candy. 100. Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. I want to violate the Jedi code all over you., 19. Why dont you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 65. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? Ill have it my way and youll be lovin it. Kylie is known for her love of lip liner. If I dont come in 30 minutes, the next one is free., 16. 53. Best Pick Up Line: Wanna have s..? I might not be going down town later, but hopefully I'll be going down on you. Are you a sprinkler? Do not try to convince him or her that you're smart. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. So youre not into casual sex? 1. Are you a parking ticket? If you're sweet on someone, and you prefer a slow-burn romance to a "damn the torpedoes" approach, try one of the following pick-up lines. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free? Do you need a stud in your life? 69. Ill show you my tan lines if youll show me yours., 47. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. Because you just gave me a raise. Youve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite. You and a blue moon have . I can think of an activity for us to do that rhymes with muck. Copy This. Your face is like a wrench, every time I look at it my balls tighten up. I wouldnt risk arrest for public indecency for just anyone. 40. Right. 48. 250 Never Have I Ever Questions250 "Would You Rather..?" I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I cant., 21. 90. If you were a fruit, youd be a fine-apple.. Because you have my privates standing at attention. Oh my! You know why I am like a squirrel? I sneezed, and God blessed me with you! Where are you going? Those boobs look very heavy can I hold them for you?, 34. My friend and I made a bet, and I need to check if those are implants., 28. 37. You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?, 6. Do you want to have good sex? If beauty were time, youd be eternity. We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. Its the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up? Want to make a porno? I was wondering if youre an artist because you were so good at drawing me in. "I'm not used to approaching strangers but your smile invited me to talk to you.". I hear Filch has lots of chains in his office, wanna try them out?, 16. 2. Do you have a shovel? Im a freelance gynecologist. . You have a great set of legs. 11. You should use these pick up lines at your own risk because anyone who is easily offended probably wont be happy with hearing them. 4) Do you mind if I walk you home? Funny Tinder pickup lines. 6. 4.1 Funniest Pick Up Lines. Hey thanks! These can be sweet, cheesy or even funny. Lets go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy., 44. Can you put your hair into pigtails for me? 147. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 45. You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat., 17. Im not an expert in hardware, but I know that youd be able to screw my nuts off., 27. Is there a mirror in your pocket? 150. I never become emotionally involved; everything is just physical., 27. Its a good thing that Im a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!, 42. You never have to worry about me. Oh - you look so hot to me! If I pour chocolate all over my body, will you lick it up?, 38. I named my dick the truth cause bitches cant handle it!, 23. Can I put yours in my mouth?, 55. Hello girl, I am a bisexual. 16. Dont stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it., 32. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise Ill give it right back. I want to penetrate your Death Star., 18. We havent managed all of our mischiefs just yet., 28. You know what you would look really beautiful in? You know, if I were you, Id have sex with me., 17. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but its too long. In my mind, were going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room., 1. Your tits are so beautiful I wont even pretend to know where your face is. I wanna floss with your pubic hair., 29. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see. Can you tell me what time your legs open, please? I can see into the future, and yeah, were gonna fuck at least once. Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?. 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Im not currently an organ donor, but Id be happy to give you my heart. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? The fastest person to take their clothes off wins. Im peanut butter, and youre jelly. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until Im 5., 15. 1. My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth., 38. This pick-up line is great because it has a little story in it. Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!, 36. 38. 168. Are you a compact set? 68. These ones do! Lets play carpenter. 83. And using hunting pick up lines will help you to show someone that you're interested in them while making them feel special. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello. Because ma-damn, you're fine." "Hi, I'm [Name]. 181. 95. 10. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off. You can be the pasta and Ill let you mix yourself up with my balls. Are you a tuner monster? Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?, 50. Let me put my lightsaber in your wookie., 20. Because youre definitely lighting up my day/night! 65. Girl are you an iceberg? Everyone is aware of whom they are hanging out with. 71. Youre so hot Id suck the farts out of your ass. Do you work at Home Depot? You, however. Here are some funny, cringe-worthy and dirtiest pick-lines ever created. 88. I suffer from amnesia. Its pretty big, but it doesnt leak., 13. Find something that makes you laugh and maybe itll actually work. 43. Did you just come out of the oven? I wanted to test my gag reflex and was wondering if you had anything to stick down my throat., 36. My vector has a really large magnitude. 66. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. For example, Wine (Stella or Rosa), Flower (Lily, Daisy, Jasmine), Princess (Cindy, Ella), Flattering (Precious, joy, honey). Be on it., 16. 76. 60. Do you want to see my venomous tentacula?, 22. Look out in the night sky. Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it. She lets me come over to her house and pick out whatever I want. 42. 18. Want to learn to speak troll? Lesbian pick up lines in 2023. You lose now take off your clothes., 18. Have we had sex before? [Girl: What?] Does your job blow? I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this weeks hottest single. Can you tell me what time your legs open, please? 156. 32. Are you an orphanage? Because youve got some big, round, beautiful melons. Im just happy to see you., 30. 70. Id like to buy you a drink and then get sexual., 37. Is it getting hot in here? My zipper. Wanna know the difference between a unicorn horn and an erection? Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. 47. The Best Pick Up Lines Ever. Because youre gonna be on your knees tonight. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet., 20. Want to come back to my place and do the Box-Cox transformation?, 53. My dicks been feeling a little dead lately. You dont have a ring, and neither do I. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. STDs are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch em all! Lets play Barbie. Was your dad a baker? Lets play carpenter. Excuse me, I dont mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine. Ill be Ken and you can be the box I come in. I want to have my unit vector on your nullspace., 60. Hunting Pick Up Lines . Sex is a killer. Were going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck., 8. You make me NP-hard, but I have an algorithm for you to approach me., 30. It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out . 2. Because you rock my world. Fine, Ill put on a tux and we can call it formal sex. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use? Are you a 45-degree angle, because youre perfect., 13. Want to feel?, 37. I can help feel you up., 9. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? Can I just tap you instead? Im not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. Some had been lining up as early as 11am on Thursday. Hey, girl is your name Salvador Dali because you are Persistently in my Memory. Are you looking for a good amount of pickup lines. It appears Jordyn Woods is the latest to pick a side in the feud of Selena Gomez vs. Hailey Bieber . You remind me of my cousin. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I'm not a professional photographer. Are you missing a chromosome, because you seem very special to me. Is it hot in here? Whatll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar., 23. Are you a drill sergeant? What do I have to do to be your booty call?, 11. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor., 9. I would tell you a joke about my p*nis but it is too long. ???? Well then let me put my head in your mouth. Together we'd be Pretty Cute. Are you a parking ticket? Because youre hot. Im just like a Rubiks cube. Because youve made a part of me move without even touching it. Why dont we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?, 16. My zipper., 5. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!, 18. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. 42. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Do you know what my shirt is made of? Why dont you get on your knees and smile like a donut?, 15. 64. Cause you got that ass ma!, 42. Can I watch? 21. Scrambled, poached or fertilized?, 51. Is your father a lumberjack [Girl: No, why?] Good and cheesy agent quotes during different parts of the match can be used as the best Valorant pick up lines. 93. Are you an electrician? 2. Hey girl. These raunchy, inappropriate, dirty pick up lines probably won't make anyone fall madly in love with you but they will definitely earn you a laugh. Some guys feel a little more courageous and dare to use lines that are really dirty. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Baby were asymptotic you get on top of me, and in the limit, we become one., 59. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar., 19. I have a feeling that you're trouble Are you http? Im relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last., 56. Because youre gonna choke a lot on this dick., 11. Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody., 27. Are you any good at boxing? My dick is like a catnip; itll make a cougar like you go wild., 10. In my lap. 1. Just to be clear, were both heading for the same bed tonight, right? 96. But there's a problem. Do you have any Italian in you? My bed. I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you., 15. The breakers of ice, and the perfect conversation starters, pick-up lines go by many names. Its time to spank you., 14. 14. If I correctly guess your bra size, do I get a prize? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other., 32. Always consult your doctor/physician before you will try any remedy or cure for any condition you suffer from! 29. Im conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Id say, God bless you, but it looks like he already did. I think my allergies are acting up. Is that a keg in your pants? from the inside?, 35. Best Pick Up Lines 1. Im on fire. There are various things you can say to pick up girls. 77. 2 Cute Pick Up Lines For Girls | Smooth Pick Up Lines. Lets play house you can be the door, so I can slam you all I want!, 39. 1. 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